My Name is Facebook

–Who are you? –Why, can’t you see? –Can’t see anymore. I’m blind. –Oh, so sorry. That’s why you sit here alone in the park wearing this funny hat and dark sunglass? –Yes, my girl, this bench is my only true friend. –I can be your friend, too. My name is Facebook. –Facebook?!… What kind of [...]

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